Numbducks

Please, can't you distribute these dumbchuks to criminals ... Hopefully - and quite possibly - they will end up hurting themselves.

Story:
Australia -- Customs officials have found a massive cache of potentially lethal weapons and counterfeit goods being smuggled into the country.

More than 1000 weapons and more than 2000 counterfeit items from a Chinese shipping container was seized in Adelaide on April 5.

The cargo included 100 extendable steel batons, 831 airguns, a large quantity of airgun pellets and 197 nunchakus.

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