(...), if a guy wanted to wear one of those sumo thongs, let's say just for pretend, I wonder where he could find one?
I've never seen them on a sales rack, and they carry some pretty obscure stuff at most sporting goods stores. Elephant sock puppets that act as golf club covers. Shin guards for soccer, which can double in bed as protection from a kick-happy spouse.
They even have baseball underwear with a built-in cup, for those times a man feels like sliding spread-legged into a tree.
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