Sunday, June 11, 2006

Dude, you're fat!

Maybe just a tad harsh and ignorant regarding the art of sumo here buddy?
These guys are big, but they are also very fast, extremely flexible and strong beyond belief. Sumo is also a highly technical art (even though the matches generally are very short).
True though that the Japanese sumo will not allow a woman - any woman - to enter the ring.

Story:
A really big overweight guy, covered in rolls of fat, sweat bubbling out from every pore, involved in some sort of martial art where victory can be achieved with very little actual movement whatsoever.

I know what you're thinking: Steven Seagal's making a comeback.

Nope, but a good guess. We're talking about a sumo wrestler, a revered warrior in an ancient martial art full of history, of legend, of ...

Whatever. It's two big fat dudes trying to push each other out of a ring.

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