Saturday, July 28, 2007

Numbnuts Assault

What are you talking about ... Are you saying he beat the man with Numbducks - and he didn't die? But, but, but, those Dumbnucks are über deadly! Pure ninja! Even more deadly than the scary "throwing stars" ....
This can't be - It's common knowledge amongst ninja that the only man who can survive a real Bumsucks assault is Kato from the Pink Panther movies.

Story:
Wisconsin -- A suspect hit another man so hard with nunchuks (sic.) that it broke one of the sticks over the man's head and left an imprint of the chain on his neck, according to a criminal complaint.

The 42-year-old Delavan man was charged with attempted first-degree intentional homicide, burglary, criminal damage to property, criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct.

He is accused of going to the man's house July 14 because his ex-girlfriend was there and he wanted her home, according to the complaint. The two were living together as friends.

When she refused to leave with him, the suspect kicked in the door and began beating the 50-year-old man with nunchuks, a martial arts weapon fashioned from two sticks joined by a chain.

The woman, also 50, wrestled it away from him and threw it outside, according to the criminal complaint.

The victim ran out the door, but the suspect chased him down, continuing the beating with a broom, according to the complaint.

The victim received staples for a severe cut to the head and suffered a broken wrist, according to the complaint.

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