Oh Fork

And what have we got here? You probably guessed it ... another martial arts "expert". Seemingly not too skilled in the art of I-Fork-Ju-Jitsu.

Story:
When a woman came to his residence to break up with him, a 45-year-old local martial arts expert reportedly used a fork to stab her multiple times, according to seacoastonline.com. As she tried to call for help, he also knocked a cell phone out of her hand and forced her to the ground, police says.

The woman was scared of the man, according to a police report, adding that he had struck her in the past.

During a court arraignment, the man told the judge he is a self-employed contractor and acknowledged his martial arts expertise.

The man allegedly has a criminal history which includes several simple assault convictions, drug possession with intent to distribute, criminal trespassing, reckless conduct and receiving stolen property.