Friday, October 31, 2008

No Crocido

Malaysia -- When he wanted to demonstrate his kung-fu "skills" in Kuching on Borneo, a man described as "mentally unstable" ended up in hospital, theborneopost.com reports.

The shirtless man, in his 50s and wearing crocs on his feet (!), supposedly attempted to impress a group of young women Saturday evening at about 7 p.m.

Witnesses said his impromptu display of "martial arts skills" included "scissor kicks" and "karate chops" ... before he slipped during one of the kicks and fell backwards, headfirst to the floor.

Note to self: Scrap the crocido idea (another reason not to wear the ugliest footwear ever invented). Similarly bad idea: Trying to impress the ladies with dumb fu.

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