Nude yoga

My eyes, my eyes!
I'm getting pictures I don't want to see.
What's next - nude martial arts? Yuck!

The Mira Vista is a ranch in Tucson, Arizona that is being described as a 'clothing optional resort'.
Allegedly you can do Yoga, play tennis or lounge by the pool in nothing but your sunscreen. One of the new owners says while clothing is optional, good behavior is mandatory.
He says the ranch is a family-oriented nude resort - warning guests not to do anything they wouldn't do in their mother's living room.

Hmmm....
Nude yoga in your mother's living room?
How come I didn't use the yoga excuse (aka. yogat-it-all-wrong) when I was caught red-handed with a yogal?
"Relax, it's only Tantric yoga!"