Here's a kind of weird Craigslist ad:
I wanna hire a taxidermist!
"I am looking to hire someone with the means to obtain and stuff animals in fashions I choose, which will be Kung Fu for now. When I was younger I convinced a friend of mines dad to create two squirrels Kung Fu fighting.
I still think about it from time to time and have decided to get my own Kung Fu animals, I understand this is a bizarre request. Serious inquiries only, please e-mail me the species of animals you commonly hunt or can obtain and your rate for taxidermy of each in various Kung Fu poses. Mounting preferred.
Once again I feel I must state this is serious. If you can show any of your previous work it will probably give you an edge on the competition.
Please respond via e-mail. Thank you."
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